The Cotswolds
Far Peak Camping
Northleach, Gloucestershire
Indoor climbing wall and bouldering barn on the campsite itself, plus pizza nights.
Enough adrenaline to make them forget the wifi. Almost.
The teen camping equation is simple: activity density beats scenery. A view will not compete with a phone, but a climbing wall will, and so will a wakeboard, an aqua park or a forest full of bike trails. These sites bring the adrenaline that turns reluctant passengers into next-year's chief trip planners.
Pro move: let them bring a friend. Every site here copes well with a four-plus-one, and shared adventure beats family bonding for this age group, which is, whisper it, fine.
6 hand-picked sites, in our order of preference
The Cotswolds
Northleach, Gloucestershire
Indoor climbing wall and bouldering barn on the campsite itself, plus pizza nights.
Oxfordshire
Standlake, Oxfordshire
Waterskiing, wakeboarding and paddleboard hire on the lakes.
The Cotswolds
South Cerney, Gloucestershire
Aqua park sessions, flume, arcade and enough going on to fill a wet week.
Oxfordshire
Charlbury, Oxfordshire
Outdoor gym, tennis, disc golf and a games barn to colonise.
Wiltshire
Seend, near Devizes, Wiltshire
Traffic-free towpath rides to the 29-lock Caen Hill staircase.
Oxfordshire
Bletchingdon, near Oxford, Oxfordshire
Outdoor pool, games room and a bar for the final whistle.
Far Peak Camping at Northleach has an indoor climbing wall, bouldering barn and padel courts on site. Hardwick Parks offers waterskiing and wakeboarding, Hoburne Cotswold has an aqua park and arcade, and Cotswold View at Charlbury brings tennis, disc golf and an outdoor gym.